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I know that ACROPHOBIA means extreme dread of heights but I found (from another site) an another meaning of an acrophobia gotta check 'tis out. . .

Height of Honesty A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket
Height of Confusion Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of Revenge A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand
Height of Pain A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using its balls as his brakes
Height of Foolishness A guy peeping through the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Noise Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
Height of Itch A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls
Height of Innocence A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking them as pimples
Height of Unemployment Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt
Height of Laziness A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
Height of Competition A guy peeing beside a waterfallorA topless lady standing near Mount Everest
Height of Bravery A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays
Height of Sophistication Sucking nipples with a straw
Height of Disgust While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper
Height of Technology Condom with zip
Height of Penetration A baby girl born pregnant
Height of Patience A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for a banana to fall in the "right place"
Height of Coincidence And the banana falling in the "right place"